Things No Teacher Should Ever Have to Say

1. “I saw one of my students’ penises- AGAIN.”

2. “Today, a student ran up to me, grabbed my breast and shouted, “chichi*!”; adding kirei**!” with a grin.”

*titty!

**beautiful!

And yet …

Needless to say, I refer to my 6 year olds, who delight in yanking down their underwear and now, apparently, complimenting my rack…

In the case of the Pants On/Pants Off boys, I teach in constant panic that an adult might enter the room before I’ve gotten the students to pull up their pants, thus catching me with several smiling half-naked children….

In the case of the student with breasted interests, might I compliment her on her fine taste beyond her years …

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