OLD MAN ANTONIO: All men cheat on their wives.
ME: Is that so.
OLD MAN ANTONIO: Yes. In fact, there is only one woman a man will never cheat on.
OLD MAN ANTONIO: Yes. A pumitrozzola.
ME: A what now?
OLD MAN ANTONIO: A pumitrozzola. It’s a portmanteau. PU – puttana*- MI – mignotta* – TRO – troia* – ZZO – zzoccola* – LA – latrina*. A woman who is a pumitrozzola will never get cheated on.
*whore, whore, whore, whore, whore
ME: So men should marry whores?
OLD MAN ANTONIO: That’s not what I’m saying.
ME: That’s exactly what you’re saying.
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Hilarious! And slightly disturbing. 😉
That’s Old Man Antonio in a nutshell!