Open Apology to the Living Statue I Upset on Grafton Street Last Week

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Q: How do you make a Grafton Street living statue move?

a) Tickle him

b) Stick a pin in him

c) Shout into his ear

d) Attempt to film the pigeon who has roosted on his shoulder and begun eating out of his pipe

A: “d”

I’m sorry, statue man. I wasn’t trying to make you ruin the effects of your performance; I just thought the pigeon on your shoulder was really cool and didn’t think you’d mind.

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